I would like to congratulate Mr. Shark on his retirement after over 10 years of service on my keychain. Mr. Shark has worked hard and is a trusted bottle-opener, always ready to do whatever it takes to get the job done.
We wish him well as he sets off to retire in warm and sunny Panama City, Florida (actually the junk drawer in my kitchen). We will of course, always consider bringing him back for consulting opportunities if he can find time in between his bingo games.
His successor is the sleek, new Guinness bottle-opener keychain that I received from our friends at Guinness! Thanks guys, and be sure that I’ll be putting it to good use!
Cheers!